Quotes by Fred Allen
| California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be ... | Read Full Quote |
| The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lan ... | Read Full Quote |
| If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard - le ... | Read Full Quote |
| I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane t ... | Read Full Quote |
| A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to ... | Read Full Quote |
| You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it i ... | Read Full Quote |
| Imitation is the sincerest form of television. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I can't understand why a person will take a year to wri ... | Read Full Quote |
| Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should ... | Read Full Quote |
| Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothi ... | Read Full Quote |
| Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake eac ... | Read Full Quote |
| What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatemen ... | Read Full Quote |
| A conference is a gathering of important people who sin ... | Read Full Quote |
| Television is a new medium. It's called a medium becaus ... | Read Full Quote |
| Television is the triumph of machine over people. ... | Read Full Quote |